BEEN A MINUTE!

Haya sasa wakurugenzi! The sabbatical is just about done. Words had left my brain and I'm only just rediscovering my mojo.
So today I'm all about narrating to y'all the story with this girl, whom, dare I say, is the love of my life. Okay okay, I know how you think I'm this Kibe typa guy, but no, I promise I changed my ways. Haya sasa, skiza story.

Setting is a random day of January, say around 29th or there about. A few days after my wretched birthday. I'm walking along one of the blue corridors in the American Wing of The Univesity of Nairobi. Big name that one, never forget to prefix it with 'THE'. Najua nakupea Alliance kind of vibe but...
Anyway, let's cut to the chase. The day was a chilly Friday. Yours truly was due with one paper amalize exam kisha akajibiringishe it being a Friday. So as I'm quickly rummaging through my notes, this fine babe pulls up on me. "Cheki, nikona mwaks!" Situation is weird. I'm astounded. I don't know how to react. Here is this peng girl whom you would think is holier than thou, but no, she is just as wretched as you are. Maybe even worse, as proceedings would prove.

She's scared as hell because the man invigilating us is, well, lets just say not the normal friendly lecturer. 

So I just stand rooted and let the conversation flow.

"I could help with that. Slide it through your calc."
"Sawa!"

Long story short, we became friends! After the paper we went for some bites and then for a session of games pale Game Masters. Cool chilling spot by the way. You should check it out yourself.

Y'all say love at first is pure lust, but hold that thought. Huyu dem vile aliniapproach I definitely knew this was the one! Audacity alikuwa nayo kama Jayden akienda kuomba loan kwa wanchinku. This one was not your regular lovey dovey! Hard to the core and that struck a dong in my head.

So fast forward to the part where we are at a party later that evening and I'm screaming her name like prime Lewis Capaldi. Drinks zilikuwa zimenishow naeza cheza ki-Alejandro! Man hapo niliangusha gangster points kuliko Mulamwah na kafukuswi wake. Ndoano nilikuwa nimetupa na ilikuwa inanasa samaki vile nilikuwa nataka! Good heavens! 
Girl took me in to her place that night and well, like every other cabron would, nikasoma katiba! We began smooching smooching here and there and vuala, you know the drill!

So guys, here's the deal, always smash on the first date! Ladies, let that guy hit! Good tidings always flow well with good deki!

P.s: I know I've given y'all a substandard piece today but, guys cut me some slack, its been two years! Anyway see you on the next chapter! 

@oiraqaleb.